Growing up (A Satire)

"Literally and truly" (Question 2), when you grow up, it's gonna suck; you're going to want the things you can't have, and want to know the things you're not ready for; and when you're upset because your mother tells you you're not ready for the 82nd time in a row, it won't click until the 83rd. Going to school will either become easier or harder; tons of school work will pile up to the ceiling, and the amount of books stacked up on the floor will become taller, until maybe the second semester to where you can return half of them. 
And that's only part of it.
See, as you continue to grow, and morph into adulthood, the things you weren't ready to hear, are heard everyday, and interpreted in a new way. The excruciating idea of a desk job doesn't sound so bad anymore, because the college degrees that were accumulated on the journey to adulthood would've scored just about any job, and  money becomes way more of a reigning figure. It'll begin to dictate how much fun someone can have, or the type of life you can have. "The wiseacres will [probably]" (Question 2) tell you how to be you, and make growing even harder than it already is, like it wasn't already a sitting in traffic type of experience.